nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
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Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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