How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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You. Win. At. Life.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
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