my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
ttyl tear gas
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You had me at "let me see your balls"
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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