drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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