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I gave up sex with dolphins for you.

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(815): I gave up sex with dolphins for you. http://tfl.nu/rt8h

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You should dream of me :)

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I'm going to dream of single life.

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(712): You should dream of me :) (402): I'm going to dream of single life. http://tfl.nu/hb9m

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(541): View more from Oregon

He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes

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(541): He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes http://tfl.nu/g6v6

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lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...

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(618): lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again... http://tfl.nu/sndr

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(760): View more from California

For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".

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(760): For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad". http://tfl.nu/gpn1

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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M

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(954): I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M http://tfl.nu/v1d0

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(770): View more from Georgia

theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl

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(770): theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl http://tfl.nu/qhni

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(253): View more from Washington

Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.

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(253): Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college. http://tfl.nu/tulo

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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.

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(612): Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us. http://tfl.nu/wdqz

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(860): View more from Connecticut

It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.

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(860): It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it. http://tfl.nu/6u0x

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nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg

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(860): nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg http://tfl.nu/ezvc

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I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome

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(716): I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome http://tfl.nu/f4q6

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Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.

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(404): Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician. http://tfl.nu/u2ls

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All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun

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(630): All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun http://tfl.nu/y2l0

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I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.

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(707): I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things. http://tfl.nu/vhue

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