his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
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Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"