i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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