Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
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I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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