some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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