How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
We had sex on a dog bed..
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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