When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
why do cheetos always look like penises
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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