so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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