I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I just want nice things and good sex
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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