Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
