Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Well I just put wine in my tea
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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