She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
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I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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