margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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