Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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