he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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