Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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