Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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