did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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