Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
The uberlube is also flammable
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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