Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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