Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I wish I only lived at night.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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