oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
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Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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