I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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