Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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