What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
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I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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