My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
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