can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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