The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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