Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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