Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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