I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
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I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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