yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
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