FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
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Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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