i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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