you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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