Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
