thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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