Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
you would pick up someone in the library
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
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