Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
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Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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