how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
