walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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