I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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