I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
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Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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