I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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