the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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