So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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