Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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