I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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