Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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