Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
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Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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