whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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