i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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