You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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