Whatcha textin bout Willis?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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