Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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