how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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