I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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